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Square Pub's Comdey Hypnotist...oh dear!
Leaving the Greenery, a little stroll across the road led me to the Square Pub and seeing an advert for JayC Comedy Hypnotist.

Square Pub's Comdey Hypnotist...oh dear!

Comedy Hypnotist?

Leaving the Greenery, a little stroll across the road led me to the Square Pub and seeing an advert for JayC Comedy Hypnotist.

I decided, since the show was about to start, to stay and have a look.

First a little about the pub, nice atmosphere, a karaoke presenter (whose name I didnt get but should have....sorry!) working his socks off, a lively hen party arrived.


Friendly staff, Carslberg half pint £1, OK not the cheapest pub in Protaras but it was all looking good.....until......sorry I know all these entertainers are just trying to earn a crust but this was the most mind numbingly boring display I have seen since the world was young.

Yes its true I was nearly hypnotised myself...out of sheer tedium.


The presentation and induction took around 40 minutes, consisting of a lot of "you wills" taking Authoritarian Hypnosis (yes I do know about this stuff) to the extreme - and when the act proper started, despite losing many of the volunteers we were subjected to constantly repeated phrases that have little or no meaning.

Come on.....I challenge anybody to tell me how you make something 10,000 times funnier, it just made things 1,000,000 times more ridiculous. Even if the beer was 10c a pint I don't think I'd subject myself to this again.


My son, 14 years old, couldn't wait to get out either so that's what we did.

One last thing I need to add, if you wish to present yourself as a professional in any field, you should not be using Hotmail addresses in your advertising!

(Webz sez - Right on that one, would you take a man with a throwaway e-mail and a name like Nigel1579524 seriously)

Just my opinion for what its worth!

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